Humor #706

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?


A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?”

“Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”


When it comes to telling her age, she’s shy…

About 10 years shy!!!


The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain site.

He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.

Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, “Do you ever enter a room and forget why?”