Humor #707

Covid-19 Thoughts – #1
Not original but I thought I would pass them on.

They say you can’t fix stupid. Turns out you can’t quarantine it either.

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.

People keep asking, ‘Is coronavirus really that serious?’ Listen up! Casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing, it’s probably pretty serious.

Now that teachers finally have a chance to use the restroom, there’s no toilet paper.

Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect, and now they’re stuck at home with the little darlings.

Have to say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.

Cops now say… ‘Come out with your hands washed!’

Police confront nudist sunbathers over not wearing face masks amid coronavirus outbreak.

And just like that… having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and rope in your trunk is OK.