Humor #716

Even More Covid-19 Humor – (sorry for any recent repeats)

Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them? Those would be helpful right now.

The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors:

How dense the population is and

How dense the population is

Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.

I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last…
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.