When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother’s wedding dress.
The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs. The gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Mother’s eyes welled with tears. I put my arm around her.
“You’re not losing a daughter,” I reminded her in time-honored fashion. “You’re gaining a son.”
“Oh, forget about that!” she said with a sob. “I used to fit into that dress!”
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“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
– Jerry Seinfeld
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Teacher: What is a synonym?
Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other!
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Retired…
Under new management…
See spouse for details!
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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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