Two Liners, Part 2
It’s been raining for days, and my wife seems so sad looking through the window.
If it continues like this, I might have to let her in.
How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero, that’s a hardware issue.
Here’s a bit of advice for you.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me its a coincidence!
What’s the only thing worse than constant advertisements?
You’ll find out right after these messages…
To the guy who invented infinity,
thanks for everything.