Humor #809

Two Liners, Part 2

It’s been raining for days, and my wife seems so sad looking through the window.

If it continues like this, I might have to let her in.

How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, that’s a hardware issue.

Here’s a bit of advice for you.


Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can’t tell me its a coincidence!

What’s the only thing worse than constant advertisements?

You’ll find out right after these messages…

To the guy who invented infinity,

thanks for everything.