Note: Starting this month I am switching to publishing on the 1st, 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th & 25th of each month
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek…
Do they automatically lose because they can’t find themselves?
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Teacher: “Define energy.”
Johnny: “I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words.”
Teacher: “Ok, say the last few words then.”
Johnny: “… and this is called energy.”
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A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. I further explained how all the bands issued singles on these “45s,” and radio stations would rate the top 40 songs every week.
She was quite impressed as I continued describing how one used a phonograph to play them.
I burst out laughing when she asked — perfectly straight faced — “Daddy, how many megs of RAM does one of these hold?”
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One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge…
It’ll be called YouTwitFace.