Humor #810

Note: Starting this month I am switching to publishing on the 1st, 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th & 25th of each month

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek…

Do they automatically lose because they can’t find themselves?


Teacher: “Define energy.”

Johnny: “I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words.”

Teacher: “Ok, say the last few words then.”

Johnny: “… and this is called energy.”


A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. I further explained how all the bands issued singles on these “45s,” and radio stations would rate the top 40 songs every week.

She was quite impressed as I continued describing how one used a phonograph to play them.

I burst out laughing when she asked — perfectly straight faced — “Daddy, how many megs of RAM does one of these hold?”


One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge…

It’ll be called YouTwitFace.