Is it time for your medication or mine?
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The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager…
“Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?”
“What?! What for?”
“It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!”
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My wife said that my granddaughter has me wrapped around her little finger.
I said, “That’s not true. I said ‘no’ to her just yesterday.”
“What did she ask you?”
“She asked me if there was anything I wouldn’t give her.”
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