Humor #411

Bumper Stickers

It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

It’s as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

I is a college student.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

No radio. Already stolen.

I don’t care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Honk if you’re illiterate

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Car will explode upon impact

CAUTION : Driver Singing

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Humor #192

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You

Forget World Peace — Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Where There’s A Will…I Want To Be In It!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

I Haven’t Lost My Mind – It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere