Humorous Phone Calls
Caller: I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.
Operator: I’m sorry, there’s no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?
Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.
Caller: I’d like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: I can’t find a town called ‘Woven’? Are you sure?
Caller: Yes. That’s what it says on the label – Woven in Scotland.
Caller: I’d like the RSPCA, please.
Operator: Where are you calling from?
Caller: The living room.
Caller: The water board, please.
Operator: Which department?
Caller: Tap water
Operator: How are you spelling that?
Caller: With letters.
Caller: I’d like the number for a Reverend in Cardiff, please.
Operator: Do you have his name?
Caller: No, but he has a dog named Ben.
Caller: The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators, please.
Operator: You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?
Caller: Er, yes.