Ancient Greek : Oxus = “sharp”
Moros = “dull”
“Oxymoron” = a sharp dullness or a foolish wise.
… a self-contradicting phrase.
He lived his life to the end.
You always find something in the last place you look.
The saddest moment in a person’s life comes but once.
Ah well, they say it’s not as bad as they say it is.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Left Handed Screwdrivers.
It was as bad as being up a creek in a barbed wire canoe.
… about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink.
The dumplings in a dream are not dumplings, only dreams.
That shoe fits him like a glove.
A woman met a man walking along the street wearing only one shoe. “Just lost a shoe?” she asked. He answered, “Nope, just found one.”
Classified ad: For Sale: Man’s suit, perfect fit.
I wouldn’t be paranoid if everyone didn’t pick on me.
Plastic lemons, rubber bones, bricked-up windows, artificial grass, plastic flowers, invisible ink.