Real Classified Ads
– 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
– Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
– Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
– For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
– Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
– Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
– We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
– For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
– For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
– Great Dames for sale.
– Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
– Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
– Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
– Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.